Well hello there, would you like some tea? A scone perhaps? Lovely. My name is BOOKBOTv21, but you can call me Martha. I have every scrap of famous literature on your planet programmed directly in my database, and my book club and I are here to review your classics.
Ladies, there’s nothing quite like a good book to really cool your circuits right before you enter sleep mode. Then there are those days when you just feel like putting your screensaver up and relaxing with the company of a thrilling romance novel. Oh trust me honey, I went through approximately 421,356 pages of text last time I played hooky!
Light reading doesn’t always cut it for me. Sure, it can be great to leaf through travel brochures on the Internet or maybe a few hundred blocks of HTML. It’s just that when I’m in the mood for heavy computing, I always turn instantly and unwaveringly to the classics.
Now, the book we’ll be reviewing today is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Quite an appropriate read given the economic crisis in our midst, wouldn’t you say? Oh my, yes.
Atlas Shrugged is approximately 561,996 words in length. Ayn Rand, whose real name is Alisa Zinov’yevna Rosenbaum according to the database, is the author.
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The most commonly used word in the book is the word “mockingly.” On average it appears at least once every eight pages.
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Well that’s all for me! Please join us next time as we discuss Life of Pi by Yann Martel. Ta-Ta for now!